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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9107 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.