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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8446 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5573 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.