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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1831 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.