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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4246 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.