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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1137 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6583 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.