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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 179 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 5659 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! We got chickens riding pigs, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s a total party up in here, you feel me?
But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to participate in the legendary Potato Olympics. That’s right, we have competitions like potato sack races, potato tossing, and even a potato beauty pageant. It’s a spud-tacular time, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where you can boogie down with the Endermen. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a real party animal.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious adventures of your life. You won’t regret it, unless you’re a square like a block of dirt. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!
