Are you tired of being a sheep in the globohomo establishment? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the most dangerous thing you can do is adopt anti-spendism and redpill your peers on it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
Battle Standards Raised: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

    Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 363996

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server

    Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We won’t stop you! The only rule on our server is that there are no rules!

    Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

    Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

    So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

    Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

    So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Enchantments Applied: 149
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with boring old humans who look like, well, humans? Join our server where the players look like something straight out of a sci-fi movie! We’ve got aliens, robots, and even talking animals roaming around.

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.

    And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP

    Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some devilishly good fun with a touch of Yuyu Hakusho-inspired shenanigans? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Mines Excavated: 3420 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server

    Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of owning hundreds of Steam games that you’ve never even played? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you’ll actually play the game you’re logging into! Join us and experience the thrill of actually using those games you spent your hard-earned money on. Who needs a backlog when you can build a castle instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who only explodes in glitter. Join now for a chance to witness this sparkly phenomenon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Crops Grown: 9130
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • 23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP

    23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8352
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Emeralds Found: 3385 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Look at these Minecraft SMP Legends

    Look at these Minecraft SMP Legends
    Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡DUELS | MEGA-PVP | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡DUELS | MEGA-PVP | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 912732 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can enjoy tasteful views while building your dream world!

    Join us for the craziest adventures and outrageous stories that will make you laugh until your diamond armor falls off.

    Our server is equipped with the most advanced technology, like Controlnet and LoRa Training, to help you conquer the pixelated universe like a pro.

    And don’t forget about our exclusive AMD GPU section, where you can unleash the power of your graphics card and witness mind-blowing graphics that will make your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for some degenpasta along the way!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • > management forgot to submit Ina’s Minecraft SMP Application

    > management forgot to submit Ina’s Minecraft SMP Application
    🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Ina’s visa situation? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even our management can’t keep it together! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of last-minute flight bookings, canceled reservations, and reshoots galore! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a NO REFUND policy on your next adventure! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now! 🤪🔥 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Towns Built: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Sonic Adventure 2 Minecraft Server

    Sonic Adventure 2 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally!). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on special occasions.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, things can get a little…explosive. 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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