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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6068 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 147 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Votes: | 5156 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t waste one on unlimited diamonds, we already have that covered).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the Ender Dragon shows off his sick dance moves. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted access to the legendary Taco Dimension where everything is made of delicious tacos.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, those creepers are sneaky).