DadTherapySwapOrImMute | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4712	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ores Mined:	5280
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	492919	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	New Chunks Explored:	90289
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	924	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ores Mined:	1337
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9854	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	564	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ores Mined:	7137	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3246	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5680	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.