DadTherapySwapOrImMute | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HoneyBerryMC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

HoneyberryMC:

HoneyBerry is a fairly new Minecraft server. We offer towny system, jobs, custom items, awesome ranks, and much more! The small community is a perfect place to feel right at home along with the super friendly staff.

Come & join us! play.honeyberrymc.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Towns Built:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Star Shards Collected:	263
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RainMasYand

Cross-Play, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Little Vanilla Server! For a hassle-free game with friends! Multi worlds Survival / Oneblock / Prison / Skybloc and pure vanilla zero plugin on Whitelist. Apply on discord. Welcome! Java IP: rainmasyand.fun Bedrock IP: rainmasyand.fun:19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FuseMC

LifeSteal, Survival

**Discover the up-and-coming FuseMC: Striving to enhance Lifesteal with CrystalPvP**

FuseMC is a brand new Lifesteal server launched in 2023. We currently have an amazing customized LifeSteal server with the best features possible with some of the best Cpvpers playing our Lifesteal server. FuseMC offers an opportunity for Bedrock, Java, and Cracked players as well.

**Unique Server Optimization**

While building our server we wanted to make sure it was optimized to the fullest potential. We wanted to make sure high-ping players could fight like they were on a zero-ping server. Simply put we created a lag-free server and will continue to make it a high priority as well.

**Variety of options in-game:**

We offer players to play on 1.19 – 1.20.1 and Bedrock to play on the current version. We also offer a Huge CPVP arena with regenerative terrain! Multiple ways to earn money with farms and in-game economy as well as 3 brand new King Of The Hill arenas ran multiple times daily! Join today! play.fusemc.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Buildings Constructed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

FTB, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition 1.18.2

Server IP: vh.echosmp.com Server Discord: discord.gg/Pqz9qtHRQ3 Vault Hunters Version: Always Latest Server Location: Europe Server Ram: 128GB

New Features – 18/02/2023 – Now you can trade any item in the vault hunter’s mod pack with anyone else in the server using the Auction House! – Now you can gain daily rewards that are tailored toward your progression in Vault Hunters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	5943
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	7308	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Enchantments Applied:	170
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	68
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Items Found:	6871
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.