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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7638 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3799 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.
And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!
So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?