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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8606 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.
And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!
So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?