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DressGate: Mom Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HeartbreakCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyBargains

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A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ores Mined:	6544
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

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join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchantments Applied:	250
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	6085	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Monarch Migration Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3871
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

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Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Items Found:	1735

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Emeralds Found:	603
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

Beliefs, Challenges, Communication, compromise, couples, Differences, Harmony, love, Opinions, Partnership, Perspectives, political views, PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP, Politics, relationships, Respect, teamwork, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, VALUES

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NightLightCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mines Excavated:	4998
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense funding, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Emporium, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, long-range weapons, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, military support, nato alliance, Political Support, security aid, Ukraine, US, weapon, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Elderly Survival Quest

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can find fibroblast growth factor 21 IN DA GAME!!! it’s like a magical potion dat makes u live foreva in da virtual world. Polsenior2 study says if u join dis server, u gonna be immortal like a unicorn with wings. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and live 4eva in minecraft land!!!! 🦄🚀🔥

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	94
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Star Shards Collected:	228