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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7484 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Mines Excavated: | 4792 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
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