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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4817 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 63106 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
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So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?