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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3731 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
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