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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 339 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
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