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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8252 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
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