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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6639 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Farms Harvested: | 845 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 386 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
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