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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2957 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
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