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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7123 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7151 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.