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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4522 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.