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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5178 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.