🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2576 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
New Chunks Explored: | 159833 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.