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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6137 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9627 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.