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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5765 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.