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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 1288 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.