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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2988 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.