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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5555 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 410 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 8277 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.