Dad’s Dinners Only – No Boyfriend’s Kids!

boyfriends, broken up, Communication, Court, custody, custody time, Dads, dance showcases, DATING, Dinners, emasculated, family dinners, family outings, family unit, judge, Kids, mom’s boyfriend, parenting, rejection, relationships, Siblings, two daddies, younger kids

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family reunion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8726
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Farms Harvested:	377
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Void Armor Forged:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Crops Grown:	9955
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	New Chunks Explored:	723768
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Farms Harvested:	855	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	942930
Buildings Constructed:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	2994
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	233
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Zombie Dances:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Ores Mined:	5973	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”