DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Dragon Eggs Found:	8812	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ores Mined:	1880	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Potions Brewed:	94	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	6996
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Star Shards Collected:	51
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	970977	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net