DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5082
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	218

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dimension Hops:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4821
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9309
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Runes Activated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	80

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	4116	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	70	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597