DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1922	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Farms Harvested:	155

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	9360
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Potions Brewed:	102	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9104	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Towns Built:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Votes:	4572	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	431	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	127

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com