DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	130
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	2531	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Animals Bred:	146	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	200	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Emeralds Found:	3747	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Star Shards Collected:	198	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	136	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	204	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Votes:	4392
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	1

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3395	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crops Grown:	4715

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org