DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Emeralds Found:	9767	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9524
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	New Chunks Explored:	58251

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Emeralds Found:	3425	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

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Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

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PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mines Excavated:	3212
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

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Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mines Excavated:	1438
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	5189	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

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AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

play.afcraft.net

VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1233	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

megamc.happyforever.com

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Void Armor Forged:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Votes:	2926
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

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