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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6017 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Choose your hole wisely, because on this server, things can get a little…interesting. Whether you want to be in someone’s mouth, looking down at them while their dad takes over their asshole, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold, we’ve got a spot for you.
But beware, things can get a little crazy around here. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in the depths of our server – from giant chickens with laser eyes to secret underground dance parties with creepers. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life.
Join us today and see why this Minecraft server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the block)! Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game. So don’t be surprised if you find yourself questioning your sanity after a few hours of play. See you on the other side!