Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting the wrong item is just part of the fun! Just like the OP’s dad, we love to surprise our players with random items and versions of what they asked for. You want diamonds? Here’s a stack of dirt! You asked for a castle? How about a tiny shack made of cobblestone!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Just like the OP’s dad, we believe that it’s the thought that counts, even if we completely mess up your request. And if you dare to complain, we’ll just tell you that you’re being ungrateful and rude, just like the OP’s dad did!

Join our server for a unique and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what surprises await you? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or at least that’s what we’ll tell you when we give you a stack of gravel instead of diamonds.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
New Chunks Explored: 942166 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Zombie Dances: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 22 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Dimension Hops: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Potions Brewed: 83
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 New Chunks Explored: 844009
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 81 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Farms Harvested: 983

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 121 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 131
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mines Excavated: 1159
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 202 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Farms Harvested: 222

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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