Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting the wrong item is just part of the fun! Just like the OP’s dad, we love to surprise our players with random items and versions of what they asked for. You want diamonds? Here’s a stack of dirt! You asked for a castle? How about a tiny shack made of cobblestone!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Just like the OP’s dad, we believe that it’s the thought that counts, even if we completely mess up your request. And if you dare to complain, we’ll just tell you that you’re being ungrateful and rude, just like the OP’s dad did!

Join our server for a unique and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what surprises await you? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or at least that’s what we’ll tell you when we give you a stack of gravel instead of diamonds.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Villages Defended: 14
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8287 Runes Activated: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • VolcCraft

    VolcCraft

    Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Pandam

    Pandam

    Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Villages Defended: 14 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Mythical Relics Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PokeParadise

    PokeParadise

    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 191 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Cwoare Network

    Cwoare Network

    Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CherryLand

    CherryLand

    Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Faeberry

    Faeberry

    Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Meadow SMP

    Meadow SMP

    Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • AppleMC

    AppleMC

    join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • WestMC

    WestMC

    Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • GREEN MC

    GREEN MC

    “Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Villages Defended: 20 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MysticLand

    MysticLand

    MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Rearth Server

    Rearth Server

    [Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7935 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BananaCraft Network

    BananaCraft Network

    BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Star Shards Collected: 196
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Alien Abductions: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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