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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5578 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 237 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2843 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.
On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.
Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!