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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8474 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.
On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.
Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!