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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5793 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 1280 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Our server is so epic, even if your dad claims he “put you through college,” you can still join and show off your skills in building and survival. Build your own virtual college campus and show him who’s boss!
With crazy challenges and hilarious interactions, you’ll forget all about your dad’s bragging and Aunt Sara’s nosiness. Plus, our server is so inclusive and welcoming, even your homophobic dad would have a blast (if he wasn’t too busy being disrespectful elsewhere).
So come on over and join the madness! Who needs family drama when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, survive, and laugh together on our amazing Minecraft server!