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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3614 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.
So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!