Cute girls make me want to die so much Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Emeralds Found:	4843	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Star Shards Collected:	296	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Void Gems Collected:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Towns Built:	3
Ores Mined:	4532	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Star Shards Collected:	208
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!