Cute girls make me want to die so much Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	1099
Crops Grown:	2715	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Towns Built:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7441

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	67

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchantments Applied:	198
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1615	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9924	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	200	Runes Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Towns Built:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Towns Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9108
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.