Cute girls make me want to die so much Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	324	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Animals Bred:	105
New Chunks Explored:	60533	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	2762	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	24
Void Gems Collected:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7259	Zombie Dances:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.