Cute girls make me want to die so much Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
New Chunks Explored:	260416	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	9646	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Items Found:	3470

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Ores Mined:	5731
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mines Excavated:	2903	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	1223
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dragons Tamed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3038
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!