Cute girls make me want to die so much Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Animals Bred:	89
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	267	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Enchantments Applied:	82	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Potions Brewed:	198	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Farms Harvested:	507
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	63	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Items Found:	1061	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	169	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”