Cute girls make me want to die so much Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Farms Harvested:	980
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Star Shards Collected:	64
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	860	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Towns Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Magic Items Found:	3290	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4636
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.