Cute girls make me want to die so much Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	652	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magic Items Found:	7971
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Animals Bred:	171
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Animals Bred:	84
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Divine Spears Created:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Gods Slained:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	843	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!