Cute girls make me want to die so much Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	3519

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8584	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Towns Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5384
Dragon Eggs Found:	8480	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	996	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1586
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7235	Mines Excavated:	2279
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!